Naked News: Thursday February 17, 2022

‘Uncharted’ continues Tom Holland’s rise as the world’s most unlikely action star! No OFFICIAL superpowers this time, but he’ll need plenty of his Spidey skills for this epic treasure hunt. In his quest to find Magellan’s lost gold, he’ll have to decipher some clues with co-star Mark Wahlberg, but with those who believe they’re the rightful heirs standing in the way, it’ll be a battle just to survive! Who doesn’t love a good action movie, they’re a great way to get that heart pumping! And gold’s not bad either! Uncharted is in theaters Friday.

‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ should be in the Hall of Fame for movie titles. It tells you exactly what you’re in for, and that’s why, nearly fifty years later, we’re still willing to come back for more. Especially since we get the same old Leatherface, but a whole new generation of wide-eyed young people for him to rip through!