Welcome to Naked News, everyone, I’m Isabella. We’re starting out with some entertainment news today and Ms Laura Desiree. What’s going on pretty lady!
Well, I hate to do this to you and everyone Isabella, but the Kardashians are all over the news this week, and we just can’t ignore them.
I know, I know, like a car accident, you can’t look away! I’m guilty too!
Yes… and damn it, since I saw it all, I’m going to make you all see it too, starting with Kylie, who’s technically a Jenner, but whatever! Welcome to entertainment folks. We all know Kylie Jenner leads a very humdrum existence, with her so-so looks and struggles to stay financially afloat. But if People Magazine is to be believed, she may have caught a break in the form of, DRAKE! Following her recent split from Travis Scott, sources say she’s now hanging out with Drake “romantically.” Mind you, another insider says they’re “just friends”… but I smell benefits!
If I seem extra-bitter about the Kardashians this week, it may also have something to do with the good one going away. As Kourtney recently told Entertainment Tonight, her time on the reality show may be drawing to a close… or at least a slow fade! I’m just going to say this once, Kourtney: If you’re plugging the show on the way out the door, you might not be ready to leave!
All right, one more, and then I’m done with the Kardashians. Plus he’s only an in-law! That said, Kanye West is probably the least ignorable person on the planet! Here are just a few of the newsworthy things he said at the 2019 Fast Company Innovation Festival. Kanye, I may be contractually obliged to cover you, I may even vote for you… but law be damned, I am never calling you Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West!
IN NON-KARDASHIAN NEWS… Miley Cyrus has had to put recording, performing, and TALKING on hold following vocal cord surgery. An apparently longstanding issue with her vocal cords was discovered last month, after the Wrecking Ball singer was treated for tonsillitis. According to reports, recovery will require several weeks of silence to make sure she heals. Let’s just hope the surgery doesn’t affect that bluesy rasp! We can’t stop, and we won’t stop, wishing her the best.
Sharon Stone has been named GQ’s Woman of the Year. Which might have been the headline here, if it weren’t for her acceptance speech! In front of a live audience, she chose to delve into her greatest on-camera moment, which may be THE greatest on-camera moment. I’m of course talking about the leg-uncrossing from Basic Instinct. There you have it. As Sharon Stone pointed out, she AND the world have come a long way from when she was considered a joke to now. It’s why I was happy to recreate that scene, and why Sharon Stone is a very deserving Woman of the Year! For Naked News, I’m Laura Desiree.
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